HOW TO CLEAN A LCD MONITOR
Canine or feline....pure-breed, cross-breed, mutt...you can get the job done!
August 03, 2006
June 22, 2006
LOST: My Furry Friend
HELP!
I need your help finding my furry lost friend.
Do you know where she could be?
The last time I saw her, she looked like this....
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June 20, 2006
FAV AD - Ameriquest Cat
One of our favorite ads....click here to check it out! Magoo laughs no matter how many times she sees it!
WHY YOUR DOG GOES OUTSIDE
To find out why your dog always goes outside....click here. ;)
May 26, 2006
MAGOO'S PERFECT MAN
AND NOW......
THE WOMEN WAITING FOR HIM....
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May 11, 2006
April 19, 2006
April 18, 2006
EMPLOYEE REVIEWS
I've always admired creativity. I've always hated incompetence. (Always...;)...a whole 8 months of always!). So.....I nearly peed myself laughing when I received the following in an email (thanks Jimmy!) of actual comments written on employee reviews. My fav ones are in red. I plan to use them and use them often for people, dumb dogs, and all cats!
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."
4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."
10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."
11. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
15. "He's been working with glue too much."
16. "He would argue with a signpost."
17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."
20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
22. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
24. "He's got two brain cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
26. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
28. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
29. "One neuron short of a synapse."
30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'."
32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
